Their brains are made out of rubber,
their bottoms are gaseous springs.
They're flouncy, flouncy, nancy, pansy,
Fun, fun, fun, fun. Fun!
But the most wonderful thing about gonzos
Is he's the only one!
 
And that just about completes the list, except for ...
 
The wonderful thing about gonzos
Is gonzos do wonderful craps
They're loaded with vim and viagra
They love to puke in your laps
They're flouncy, flouncy, nancy, pansy,
Fun, fun, fun, fun, FUN
But the most wonderful thing about gonzos
Is he's the only one!
 
gonzos are wonderful liars
gonzos are awfully mean
Everyone else is grateful,
And that's why I repeat...
 
The wonderful thing about gonzos
Is gonzos are wonderful things
Their brains are made out of rubber
their bottoms are gaseous springs
They're flouncy, flouncy, nancy, pansy,
Fun, fun, fun, fun. Fun!
But the most wonderful thing about gonzos
Is he's the only one!
 
Yes, he's the only one.

The wonderful thing about Gonz0s
Is Gonz0s are wonderful things
Their licences are provis'nal
And that is why ev'ryone sings
They're flouncy, flouncy, nancy, pansy
Dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, DUMB!
But the most wonderful thing about Gonz0s
Is He's the only one
 
While I'm in the mood:
 
Deep in the u k r m group
  where Andy McClelland plays
You'll find the enchanted neighbourhood
  of McClelland's childhood days
A donkey named Windy is his friend
  and darsy and little dog
There's Murray and Neal and there's Dan,
  but most of all Gonz0 the Doc
 
Gonz0 the Doc
Gonz0 the Doc
 
Tubby little cubby all stuffed with fluff
He's Gonz0 the Doc
Gonz0 the Doc
Friend of very silly old Bear

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