A tall, buxom lady of middling years with raven locks and grey roots, blue eyes and wicked grin. By nature I'm big-hearted, generous and happy with a smile for most folks. Windy-Mum has been a great help in keeping me sane in these last few weeks :o) I'm outspoken and outgoing with an evil sense of humour and a wild, mucky cackle. I ride a Kawasaki LTD1100 from 1982 in fetching purple and old. It's a big comfy shaftie, made for comfort not for speed, rather like yours truly.

I'm Club Liaison for the Alien Nation (http://www.alien-nation.org.uk), a member of NABD, Roadbouncers MCC and Classic Kawasaki Club. I also own a pair of GT550s that will soon be merged into one since I wrote off the original in a bit of a crash last September. My dear partner Muz was in an accident in April and sadly died from his injuries in May shortly before his 41st birthday. UKRM, Alien Nation, Roadbouncers, NCC and many friends showed up for the wake which was wonderful. I'm finding my feet again and thank everyone for their constant support.

I've been into bikes since I was small, thanks to my Dad who was a biker in his youth. We went all over the place on his bikes while I was growing up. I got a CZ 125 as my first bike and graduated to Kawasaki shafties via a CX500 that did me proud after I graduated Uni in 1996 (bought with Graduate Loan, heh!).

I worked as a dizzie on a crappy, leaky old Suzi GN400 to supplement my grant, so the CX was a luxury after that. Muz sold me his GT and then I really learned to ride, almost making it to knee-down status but the crash stopped all that. I bought the LTD after seeing it at the Eclipse Rally in Cornwall in 1999 and am learning about speed and clutch control as well as torque and oil leakage...

Those of you who have met me can laugh all you like...I'm not changing a thing!