Rides a VFR and has a trashed GPZ, but he claims that was his brother not him - make up you own minds. He lives in Newcastle and passes himself off as a geordie, but he's from London really. 

He's tall with short hair, goatee beard and sideboards (which Jayne says scratch a bit), pretty good looking and claims he's intelligent (probably is 'cause he works with computers and robots and stuff *and* he manages to hold down a job despite posting to ukrm all day). 

His folks have a pub in the Midlands where a uk-r-m get-together probably won't be held. 

He doesn't look like Meatloaf.