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BY dog
SOCIAL | September 21, 2001

tirelessly answering every ukrm post about traffic law in his own direct style and with every apostrophe reversed, despite the onus of acquiring, categorising and maintaining an ever-growing collection of green objects, ukrm's prize janitor effortlessly balances the serious with the ridiculous, the maturity of the pan euro with the hooliganism of the zx-9r and the naivety of the ap50. leathers that a scarecrow would find too tight flap around the angular features of this odysseus as his piercing eyes scan the horizon for misdoers, and the gifts of a thousand dealerships litter the ground around his feet. as he dons his nightcap and snuffs the candle after a long and arduous day's work, a small murmur may be heard to escape those stern lips:>

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