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It is said that the face of Helen of Troy launched a thousand battleships, surely then it must be the face of Snowleopard that has launched a thousand bikes ... or at least their riders fantasies. 

With a mere flutter of her e-mail lashes Snowleopard, or Snowie to her devotees, can whip up a throng of admirers, hanging on her every utterance. Yet, despite these adorations, her life is a closely guarded secret. 

Rumour has it that she was raised in a convent school, before being expelled and excommunicated for acts that don't even have a scientific name. Alone in the world she happened upon a job on a farm, becoming a stereotypical milkmaid. During these happy days she made many life long friends - some of whom would star in her later videos and some, sadly, who would only briefly appear as a good meal with 3 veg. 

Realising that destiny had more in store for her than mere agriculture she hit the road again. She spent the next few years in limbo ... sorry - she spent the next few year limbo dancing for wealthy customers and, sometime during this period, developed her love of motorbikes. 

Having made her first million she retired and, so as to get as far away from glamour as possible, moved to Cheltenham where she started a retirement home. Unfortunately her friendly disposition proved to be her undoing and she was easily overpowered by the very pensioners she was sheltering. They viciously beat her, stole her savings (that she had limbo'd so hard for) and now keep her a virtual prisoner in her own home. In this bleak existence it is only her access to ukrm (via a text only terminal and a 2,400baud modem) that keeps her sane. 

Encouraged by ukrm she has bought herself a bike and was delighted to receive hundreds of leather gifts from male ukrmers. She if confident that once she gets round to sewing them all together they will cover one of her arms.