KH250 is stolen from Gillingham station. :-(

Report to plod. Following day,'phone call: recovered. :-)

It's not rideable, so Dave agrees to tow me home. Anyone who knows Chatham Hill (1:12) would realise why I didn't want to push it.

We wheel the bike into the road. Tie rope to car.

Wrap rope round forks, end in hand, car pulls away.

Full left lock, face first into tarmac, right in front of a bus queue.

Dave drives home to fetch his father, and van.