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Profiles of, jibes at, and general ridicule aimed in the general direction of the various dubious characters that make uk.rec.motorcycles the fine newsgroup it is today. If you'd like to submit a profile, do so by email to profiles@sticky.co.uk .



Alan Frame
BY Neil Murray
A long, long time ago The Hobbit got lost in the wilds of Scotland, met a comely young lass - no, met a lass; they don't do comely in Scotland - and nine months later MacFrame emerged... >>more
SOCIAL | September 13, 2001

AndrewR
BY Rob Dymond
It was the early 70's, and somewhere in Sunderland a small child was born to a scaffolder, and a pipe maker. There are times even now when he longs to return to the support this framework provided... >>more
SOCIAL | September 13, 2001

Bastard Bear
BY Mat Tab
Picture a man. A handsome man, a man of substance and breeding. A man with standards and morals deeply rooted in matrimonial devotion and a quality education... >>more
SOCIAL | September 13, 2001

Bastard Bear II - The Revenge
BY Mat Tab
Bastard Bear, whilst not perfect (who is? Apart from Samantha Janus, that is...) is an honest-to-goodness, sound geezer... >>more
social | September 28, 2001

Beelzebub
BY platypus
Girlie... >>more
social | October 10, 2001

BRC
BY KillaHedgeHog
A short, long-legged, nutcase of an R1 rider who goes by the nick-name Biker Rock Chic... >>more
social | February 15, 2002

Cane
BY vulgarandmischevious
Cane is (a) a fat-cat Essex entrepreneur, with a big house...>>more
SOCIAL | September 16, 2008

Champ
BY AndrewR
The court is in session. The defendant stands in the dock, doing his very best to look remorseful. >>more
SOCIAL | September 21, 2001

Colin
BY Jayne
Rides a rather nice blue Thunderace, which replaced a GSX600F. When he's not riding that around twisty country lanes, he could be driving a horsebox instead. >>more
SOCIAL | September 21, 2001

darsy
BY andrewr
In 1974 the woefully under-reported whiskey blight caused hordes of Irish to cross the mighty sea to England, pursuing new lives, a brighter future and their god-given right to be incoherently drunk by 8:30am... >>more
social | September 28, 2001

Eddie
BY Jayne
Rides a VFR and has a trashed GPZ, but he claims that was his brother not him - make up you own minds. He lives in Newcastle and passes himself off as a geordie, but he's from London really. >>more
SOCIAL | September 21, 2001

Flook
BY Fr. Jack
The Nightwalker.....failed Goth, who nonetheless still attracts stunning Gothettes. >>more
social | October 15, 2001

Fr.Jack
BY pip
Father Jack. He's a big owd lad, he is. And loud - how loud? Makes me seem quiet, he does. And big >>more
social | October 1, 2001

Fr.Jack
BY Nursey
How can you describe a man like Fr. Jack. Words pale into insignificance and cannot justify the man himself. There are no words to describe him, except for petite, quiet, timid and clean shaven... >>more
social | October 17, 2002

Ged
BY Martin Sheil
Ged ibJ Martin was born at an early age. The son of a Throcket Fettler and a Weft Warper, he spent his formative years as a child in the area formerly known as Lancashire. >>more
SOCIAL | September 21, 2001

JP
BY dog
tirelessly answering every ukrm post about traffic law in his own direct style and with every apostrophe reversed, despite the onus of acquiring, categorising and maintaining an ever-growing collection of green objects... >>more
SOCIAL | September 21, 2001

KillaHedgeHog
BY brc
My husband, wonderful guy, fantastic rider and looks good in leather... >>more
social | February 15, 2002

Lucretia
BY Lucretia
A tall, buxom lady of middling years with raven locks and grey roots, blue eyes and wicked grin. >>more
SOCIAL | September 18, 2001

Mat Tab
BY darsy
...it's a wonder he's ever found a bike helmet to fit him properly, without looking like the dragon mascot on an M&P catalogue... >>more
SOCIAL | September 21, 2001

Mat Tab
BY Bear
It is neither big, nor clever, to take the piss out of Mathew's physical and mental shortcomings... >>more
SOCIAL | September 21, 2001

Nursey
BY Fr. Jack
*Is* the twin brother of Denis from "Corrie". Talks bollocks after 1 beer... >>more
social | October 15, 2001

Rob Dymond
BY AndrewR
Wherever a group of bikers gather the name of Rob Dymond will be mentioned... >>more
SOCIAL | September 21, 2001

Robbo
BY Robbo
A tall dashingly handsome chap [editors note: see picture], kind, helpful, suave sophisticated and downright all-round good egg. >>more
SOCIAL | September 21, 2001

Snowleopard
BY AndrewR
It is said that the face of Helen of Troy launched a thousand battleships, surely then it must be the face of Snowleopard that has launched a thousand bikes ... or at least their riders fantasies. >>more
SOCIAL | September 21, 2001

Spete
BY Spete
Since nobody was compelled to do this for him, he has to do it himself... >>more
Social | June 22, 2002

The Older Gentleman
BY Burnt
TOG.. in Tina Turner's words... >>more
SOCIAL | September 21, 2001

Windy
BY Salad Dodger
Where do you go to, my Windy? >>more
SOCIAL | September 21, 2001

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