Father Jack. He's a big owd lad, he is. And loud - how loud? Makes me seem quiet, he does. And big. Not your average everyday sort of casual largeness like that possessed by SD or fraggle. More a looming solid massiveness on the scale of Verdigris, or K2. A Brian Blessed of a man is the closest I can get, really. Only less hairy. #1 with a trendy Egyptian-style goatee (when I say trendy, well, the Pharaohs knew fashion, didn't they?) in black. With curls.

Big dark brown eyes, glittering with something unmentionable. Well, when I say unmentionable, I don't mean anything disgusting, or even odd - sort of difficult to define. Intelligence and humour, it is. (He is big - did I mention that) Yes, intelligence and wit - razor-sharp, sparkling wit. Half-right, at least.

Overall, he looks like Alexei Sayle, in Brian Damage mode, crossed with the HA that took SD's badge off him.

You can't miss his bike either. It's easily the bluest bike I ever did see. In blue, with blue bits and extra blueness thrown in. It makes kira's bike look orange by comparison. It's feckin' Bloooo!!!

So, if the bluest CBR600 you ever saw pulls in, dwarfed by the rider, who dismounts, pulls himself up to 6'4", inflates his chest to 56" and then removes his helmet to reveal Alexei Sayle's heid - Father Jack has arrived. You will be loomed. #;-)>>